Well in Salem they say if you can't find a witch use a Turkey.
"William - I do believe we are in need of a larger kettle...."
"...it's nothing to be ashamed of dear; maybe it will just jump in!"
"THANKSGIVING GREETINGS"
"Welcome to America! My name's Tom! What's yours??"
Do some of the Indians overcharge on the turkey auctions?
"Why are we watching the kettle?"
"Because they haven't invented TV yet!"
Hot Tub Time Machine 3
You would surmise they are not eating the turkey. It is still alive and has not been prepared for cooking. These were vegan pilgrims.
Pardon me?
Hiram, I doth pray that President Washington will provide his first-everThanksgiving pardon to you my darling, when he arrives. Surely when he looks around he could not findeth another more worthy or popular!
Hiram Fartbuckle’s prayers for receiving President Washington’s inaugural Thanksgiving Day Pardon are about to be cruelly destroyed.
When is the contest deadline??
'
I'll pick a winner this afternoon, and offer them the card ...
... but there's no reason that the thread cannot go on.
Cheers,
/s/ ikeyPikey
maybe we wouldn't dispatch the fellow if he weren't so guady
OR
but for Tom, we could've had this printed in black and white
OR
don't you just love meals when they deliver themselves
OR
I think our experiment of pet turkeys is nearing an end
The first turkey Thanksgiving: “I guess I’ll have to undress them, but even then I don’t think they’ll fit both fit in the kettle. Perhaps if I cook them one at a time....”
A Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
Uncomfortable artwork, lousy halftone printing ... but a good candidate for a caption contest, so:
Q/ Who is saying what ?
The prize is this postcard ... unless you suggest something else that I can easily lay my hands on
Cheers,
/s/ ikeyPikey
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
Well in Salem they say if you can't find a witch use a Turkey.
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
"William - I do believe we are in need of a larger kettle...."
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
"...it's nothing to be ashamed of dear; maybe it will just jump in!"
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
"THANKSGIVING GREETINGS"
"Welcome to America! My name's Tom! What's yours??"
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
Do some of the Indians overcharge on the turkey auctions?
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
"Why are we watching the kettle?"
"Because they haven't invented TV yet!"
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
Hot Tub Time Machine 3
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
You would surmise they are not eating the turkey. It is still alive and has not been prepared for cooking. These were vegan pilgrims.
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
Pardon me?
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
Hiram, I doth pray that President Washington will provide his first-everThanksgiving pardon to you my darling, when he arrives. Surely when he looks around he could not findeth another more worthy or popular!
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
Hiram Fartbuckle’s prayers for receiving President Washington’s inaugural Thanksgiving Day Pardon are about to be cruelly destroyed.
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
When is the contest deadline??
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
'
I'll pick a winner this afternoon, and offer them the card ...
... but there's no reason that the thread cannot go on.
Cheers,
/s/ ikeyPikey
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
maybe we wouldn't dispatch the fellow if he weren't so guady
OR
but for Tom, we could've had this printed in black and white
OR
don't you just love meals when they deliver themselves
OR
I think our experiment of pet turkeys is nearing an end
re: Thanksgiving Postcard Caption Contest
The first turkey Thanksgiving: “I guess I’ll have to undress them, but even then I don’t think they’ll fit both fit in the kettle. Perhaps if I cook them one at a time....”