I was intending to parcel this post out, but with insufficient franking it is due for me to register this while waiting for others' special deliveries with their signature confirmations before the Sharpie is utilized to cancel this.
Hi Everyone;
I think I'll just sock-you-on-the-nose with a bull's-eye.
Just lurkin'....
TuskenRaider
No bad puns? I'm unhinged!
Does this count?
There once was a young lass named Jenny
Who's odd intentions were many
On her swing upside down
She fell to the ground
And lost her Daddy's black penny!
I got stuck while thinking of any puns, so, to be frank, I cancelled my response although I took my time machin up my mind to do it.
My wife dislikes stamps. She can be a real pane, so I letter have it. On face value that makes me a definitive lout with bad breath which can be fixed with some mint gum.
Don't pull my perfs, I may become unhinged.
I may have to stamp my foot if this does not stop, on the other hand philately will get you anywhere.
Did you hear about the expectant mother who sorted revenue stamps in the sink by the fridge?
Just Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
I am not the pun type by design. They usually leave me flat or become engraved in my mind. If you grill me about them I will cover my ears and block out the sound.
I am sure, from what I have observed here, that this topic will stick!
And please, stamp out bad puns! And keep it first class, you will get my stamp of approval!
Need I say more, or time to zip it?
rrr...
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
I was intending to parcel this post out, but with insufficient franking it is due for me to register this while waiting for others' special deliveries with their signature confirmations before the Sharpie is utilized to cancel this.
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
Hi Everyone;
I think I'll just sock-you-on-the-nose with a bull's-eye.
Just lurkin'....
TuskenRaider
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
No bad puns? I'm unhinged!
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
Does this count?
There once was a young lass named Jenny
Who's odd intentions were many
On her swing upside down
She fell to the ground
And lost her Daddy's black penny!
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
I got stuck while thinking of any puns, so, to be frank, I cancelled my response although I took my time machin up my mind to do it.
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
My wife dislikes stamps. She can be a real pane, so I letter have it. On face value that makes me a definitive lout with bad breath which can be fixed with some mint gum.
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
Don't pull my perfs, I may become unhinged.
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
I may have to stamp my foot if this does not stop, on the other hand philately will get you anywhere.
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
Did you hear about the expectant mother who sorted revenue stamps in the sink by the fridge?
Just Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
re: Get unhinged! Philatelic puns
I am not the pun type by design. They usually leave me flat or become engraved in my mind. If you grill me about them I will cover my ears and block out the sound.